May 2013
469 posts
theshirelock:
maybe i should do my homework
let’s consult david tennant
david tennant has spoken
When watching my favorite show and I have to pee
laugh-addict:
I’m like
But the moment it cuts to commercial
“Move out the way bitches its bout to explode”
m-eg:
how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
[opens trench coat] listen kid these urls are in high demand take it or leave it
pgay:
fangirls-havefeelingstoo:
pgay:
when ppl add comments to ur posts
Oppinion is spelled wrong
wait are you serious right now
inkys:
if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline
faeriviera:
streudelkitty:
losinglogic:
so apparently adam west plays adam west
and adam west
and adam west
don’t forget the time he played adam west
Plus those episodes of Batman: The Animated Series and Kim Possible where he played references to himself…
thefunniestpost:
amoying:
putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%
Hysterical!
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
rsapberry:
the-fake-truth:
inbecillus:
an-idle-teen:
inbecillus:
I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else
I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship
I love food but I don’t want to get fat
I want money but dont want a job
look it’s my entire life in a post
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
oli-twist:
windspray:
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
Quotes that fit a little too well together
The Doctor: What am I supposed to do with a ringing phone?
Dean: I don't know, maybe pick up the phone and tell us that a raging psychopath was dropping by!
Sherlock: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Castiel: Then again 94% of all psychopaths think they're sane.
Moriarty: You're just getting that now
delmaria94:
sweetfrost:
delmaria94:
when Jack frost sneezes do icicles come out?
OH MY GOD WHY
when your bestfriend is heartbroken and you try to...
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laugh-addict: