theshirelock: maybe i should do my homework let’s consult david tennant david tennant has spoken
When watching my favorite show and I have to pee
laugh-addict: I’m like But the moment it cuts to commercial “Move out the way bitches its bout to explode”
m-eg: how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up
partybarackisinthehousetonight: [opens trench coat] listen kid these urls are in high demand take it or leave it
pgay: fangirls-havefeelingstoo: pgay: when ppl add comments to ur posts Oppinion is spelled wrong wait are you serious right now
inkys: if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline
faeriviera: streudelkitty: losinglogic: so apparently adam west plays adam west and adam west and adam west don’t forget the time he played adam west Plus those episodes of Batman: The Animated Series and Kim Possible where he played references to himself…
thefunniestpost: amoying: putting on head phones when your volume is at 100% Hysterical!
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
rsapberry: the-fake-truth: inbecillus: an-idle-teen: inbecillus: I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship I love food but I don’t want to get fat I want money but dont want a job look it’s my entire life in a post
ticklishbutts: theladyofpie: ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis Holy shit, that’s spot on I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
oli-twist: windspray: how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
Quotes that fit a little too well together
The Doctor: What am I supposed to do with a ringing phone?
Dean: I don't know, maybe pick up the phone and tell us that a raging psychopath was dropping by!
Sherlock: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Castiel: Then again 94% of all psychopaths think they're sane.
Moriarty: You're just getting that now
delmaria94: sweetfrost: delmaria94: when Jack frost sneezes do icicles come out? OH MY GOD WHY
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